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  • T-Shirt/Apparel

    The first official Osmium Guillotine T-shirt!

    All profits from the sale of these T-shirts will go towards funding our debut full-length album!

    T-shirts printed by 'Giant Iron Face'. www.giantironface.com

    Design concept by James Balcombe, featuring artwork by Lance Steele and logo by Cram Design.


    Each order comes with a FREE STICKER!!!
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      £4 GBP or more 

     

  • Studio & Live album CD bundle deal

    For a limited time only we're offering a bundle offer, which includes both our debut studio album in CD format packaged in digipak with 8-page booklet, along with our live album 'Live From The Asylum' which comes on CD packaged in vinyl replica sleeve.
    PLUS A STICKER

    All for just £10

    Includes unlimited streaming of Osmium Guillotine via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • CD Digipak
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The album in a limited edition gatefold digipak, and 'vinyl replica' CD, with artwork by Lance Steele.

    Includes 8-page booklet with lyrics & photos.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Osmium Guillotine via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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lyrics

Now listen to this, I've a tale to tell
'bout a darkened forest, where the goblin doth dwell
In a place called Wychwood, on a cold moonlit night
He'll come from the shadows, and give you a fright

Fear not the hobgoblin, he means you no pain
He brings forth an ale, no need to complain
Take this drink, a drink you'll enjoy"
Afraid you might taste something, lager boy?"

In the forest of Wychwood, there's more to his crew
Goliath and Scarecrow, to name but a few
Gingerbeard, a fiery old fellow
Give him a beer, and soon he will mellow

Fear not the hobgoblin, he means you no pain
He brings forth an ale, no need to complain
Take this drink, a drink you'll enjoy"
Afraid you might taste something, lager boy?"

The legend of Wychwood was thought just a story
The Hobgoblin’s ale filled me with glory
That wicked young imp helped me decide
And with that I was taken to the dark side

Fear not the hobgoblin, he means you no pain
He brings forth an ale, no need to complain
Take this drink, a drink you'll enjoy"
Afraid you might taste something, lager boy?"

So if you're in Wychwood forest
When the moon is at its fullest
Be sure to try this mystical brew
The Hobgoblin may work his magic on you

Fear not the hobgoblin, he means you no pain
He brings forth an ale, no need to complain
Take this drink, a drink you'll enjoy"
Afraid you might taste something, lager boy?"
(X 2)

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from Osmium Guillotine, released June 6, 2014

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Osmium Guillotine Essex, UK

Take some 80's heavy metal, sprinkle on a handful of classic rock, a zest of 70's punk, with just a light twist of doom. Pour in a few pints of ale and Osmium Guillotine is the resulting mess.

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