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A Million To One
10:51
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Nukes rained down from the sky
It was sure that we would die
An evil force from outer space
Come to destroy the human race
Marching in their war machine
Devastating everything
There is nothing we can do
Against this evil Martian crew
Military fought with all their will
But this force they cannot kill
The only option was to retreat
All burned alive by the heat
Destroying the whole city
Exterminating with no pity
Killing with no remorse
No way to stop this evil force
We can’t see the light of day
Sky darkened by the heat ray
Earth is charred a toxic red
Reminder of man’s bloodshed
Martians looked sure to defeat
Their domination was complete
Yet they were stopped in their tracks
Non-immune to bacteria attacks
And so the threat was gone
But… For how long?
They said the chance was a million to one
But still they come
And so the threat was gone
But… For how long?
They said the chance was a million to one
But they were wrong...
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He Played Rock 'N' Roll
02:39
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When you were Killed By Death
It was In The Name of Tragedy
The news hit like an Iron Fist
That you were Stone Dead Forever
You’ll always be our Ace of Spades
To say it isn’t Overkill
You always were the King of Kings
Born To Lose, but Live To Win
You were Born To Raise Hell
Don't let the Bastards Tear Ya Down
A natural Hellraiser
God Was Never On Your Side
It's time to play the game!
It’s Too Late, Too Late
You can’t be saved by Doctor Rock
You were Motörhead
And you played Rock ’n’ Roll
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Unsocial networking
A shared collective in our minds
Constant updates
From fake people with fake lives
Watching the world through a viewfinder
Don't know what's real anymore
'Cause you're living your life
Living your life
Through the Black Mirror
Your knowledge of the world
Comes from looking a screen
A person you've never met
A face you've never seen
Watching the world through a viewfinder
Don't know what's real anymore
'Cause you're living your life
You're living your life
Through the Black Mirror
Unaware of the bigger picture
Staring mindlessly at the dark
While you stumble through life
The future is looking stark
Watching the world through a viewfinder
Don't know what's real anymore
'Cause you're living your life
You're living your life
Through the Black Mirror
Through the Black Mirror
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Slay The Guillotar
05:48
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In the darkest of the land
By the sea of black tears
There lives a beast of legend
Beyond your deepest fears
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Part beast and part guillotine
It’s tail a swinging blade
An evil metal killing machine
This creature must be slayed
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
You must wield your mighty axe
Ride upon your trusty steed
With a powerful attack
You'll make the creature bleed
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
With the power of the metal
Strike it down with all your might
To defeat this brutal legend
We will stand strong and fight
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
Slay the Guillotar
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Paradox
05:43
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Changing the future
Altering our destiny
Rewriting the past
Creating history
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Going back in time
The butterfly effect
A minor action
The future is wrecked
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Defying physics
Alternate timeline
the world is anew
the future is mine
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
Paradox
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Metal Man
07:35
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The Metal Man
I'm ascending I'm completely free
Defeating all my enemies
Flying through kaleidoscopic trees
I'm the metal man, I'm the metal man
Whoa..
Whoa..
See me go, watch me fly
Whoa..
Whoa..
Mercury
Silk scarves wrapped round my majestic frame
She pours me an electric glass of cosmic champagne
Extra terrestrials dance, they prance, peculiarly
Casting spells of wonder the airs tinted patchouli
Whoa..
See me, be me
Whoa..
Destiny
Reach for my sword to stab the heart of a warlord
Iridescent beams of green cast shadows 'pon me
Tales untold in the morgue of a fairytale dream
Whoa..oh oh
I'm luminous
Whoa.. oh oh
Captivating
Whoa.. oh oh
Space ageing, fading
Whoa.. oh oh
I'm the metal man
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The Demon Within
07:53
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The Demon Within
You meant everything to me
you were my world and more
But the devil came and took it away
and now I'm out the door
She's got the devil inside her
The Demon within
She's got the devil inside her
Psycho woman
Everything was perfect
as long as I was with you
but the Demon manifested
and I hadn't got a clue
She's got the devil inside her
The Demon within
She's got the devil inside her
Psycho woman
Nobody ever warned me
just how crazy you were
If I'd known then what I knew now
I'd have got away from her
She's got the devil inside her
The Demon within
She's got the devil inside her
Psycho woman
You once were my soul mate
but now those days are gone
Well I'm glad I dodged the bullet
And my life will carry on
She's got the devil inside her
The Demon within
She's got the devil inside her
Psycho woman
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They put you on a pedestal
Worshipped like a deity
When they were still alive
They meant nothing to me
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're six feet underground
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're no longer around
They don't care about you
Until you're dead and gone
But now you're in the media
Your memory will live on
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're six feet underground
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're no longer around
They're all buying your merch
With your band name on
They've never heard your music
It's just a brand of fashion
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're six feet underground
You're only famous when you're dead
You're only famous when you're no longer around
Too little, too late
everyone's brand new favourite
But you're no longer around
you'll never know about it
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Osmium Guillotine Essex, UK
Take some 80's heavy metal, sprinkle on a handful of classic rock, a zest of 70's punk, with just a light twist of doom. Pour in a few pints of ale and Osmium Guillotine is the resulting mess.
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