A Million To One

by Osmium Guillotine

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Endie Wow this album just hit the spot in all the right places it's like I was listening to old rock with a twist of metal. I wanted to sit and drink with my pals but get up and move with the music all at the same time. I cant wait to hear what they have in store for us next ROCK ON GENTS Favorite track: The Demon Within.
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Alex Odinson It's no Lou Reed and Metallica, but it's the next best thing!
Dan's vocals are a reason to purchase this album alone, it's a real step up from their debut, which I also loved.
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Nukes rained down from the sky It was sure that we would die An evil force from outer space Come to destroy the human race Marching in their war machine Devastating everything There is nothing we can do Against this evil Martian crew Military fought with all their will But this force they cannot kill The only option was to retreat All burned alive by the heat Destroying the whole city Exterminating with no pity Killing with no remorse No way to stop this evil force We can’t see the light of day Sky darkened by the heat ray Earth is charred a toxic red Reminder of man’s bloodshed Martians looked sure to defeat Their domination was complete Yet they were stopped in their tracks Non-immune to bacteria attacks And so the threat was gone But… For how long? They said the chance was a million to one But still they come And so the threat was gone But… For how long? They said the chance was a million to one But they were wrong... ​
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When you were Killed By Death It was In The Name of Tragedy The news hit like an Iron Fist That you were Stone Dead Forever You’ll always be our Ace of Spades To say it isn’t Overkill You always were the King of Kings Born To Lose, but Live To Win You were Born To Raise Hell Don't let the Bastards Tear Ya Down A natural Hellraiser God Was Never On Your Side It's time to play the game! It’s Too Late, Too Late You can’t be saved by Doctor Rock You were Motörhead And you played Rock ’n’ Roll
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Unsocial networking A shared collective in our minds Constant updates From fake people with fake lives Watching the world through a viewfinder Don't know what's real anymore 'Cause you're living your life Living your life Through the Black Mirror Your knowledge of the world Comes from looking a screen A person you've never met A face you've never seen Watching the world through a viewfinder Don't know what's real anymore 'Cause you're living your life You're living your life Through the Black Mirror Unaware of the bigger picture Staring mindlessly at the dark While you stumble through life The future is looking stark Watching the world through a viewfinder Don't know what's real anymore 'Cause you're living your life You're living your life Through the Black Mirror Through the Black Mirror ​
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In the darkest of the land By the sea of black tears There lives a beast of legend Beyond your deepest fears Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Part beast and part guillotine It’s tail a swinging blade An evil metal killing machine This creature must be slayed Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar You must wield your mighty axe Ride upon your trusty steed With a powerful attack You'll make the creature bleed Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar With the power of the metal Strike it down with all your might To defeat this brutal legend We will stand strong and fight Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar Slay the Guillotar
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Paradox 05:43
Changing the future Altering our destiny Rewriting the past Creating history Paradox Paradox Paradox Paradox Going back in time The butterfly effect A minor action The future is wrecked Paradox Paradox Paradox Paradox Defying physics Alternate timeline the world is anew the future is mine Paradox Paradox Paradox Paradox
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Metal Man 07:35
The Metal Man I'm ascending I'm completely free Defeating all my enemies Flying through kaleidoscopic trees I'm the metal man, I'm the metal man Whoa.. Whoa.. See me go, watch me fly Whoa.. Whoa.. Mercury Silk scarves wrapped round my majestic frame She pours me an electric glass of cosmic champagne Extra terrestrials dance, they prance, peculiarly Casting spells of wonder the airs tinted patchouli Whoa.. See me, be me Whoa.. Destiny Reach for my sword to stab the heart of a warlord Iridescent beams of green cast shadows 'pon me Tales untold in the morgue of a fairytale dream Whoa..oh oh I'm luminous Whoa.. oh oh Captivating Whoa.. oh oh Space ageing, fading Whoa.. oh oh I'm the metal man ​
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The Demon Within You meant everything to me you were my world and more But the devil came and took it away and now I'm out the door She's got the devil inside her The Demon within She's got the devil inside her Psycho woman Everything was perfect as long as I was with you but the Demon manifested and I hadn't got a clue She's got the devil inside her The Demon within She's got the devil inside her Psycho woman Nobody ever warned me just how crazy you were If I'd known then what I knew now I'd have got away from her She's got the devil inside her The Demon within She's got the devil inside her Psycho woman You once were my soul mate but now those days are gone Well I'm glad I dodged the bullet And my life will carry on She's got the devil inside her The Demon within She's got the devil inside her Psycho woman ​
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They put you on a pedestal Worshipped like a deity When they were still alive They meant nothing to me You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're six feet underground You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're no longer around They don't care about you Until you're dead and gone But now you're in the media Your memory will live on You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're six feet underground You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're no longer around They're all buying your merch With your band name on They've never heard your music It's just a brand of fashion You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're six feet underground You're only famous when you're dead You're only famous when you're no longer around Too little, too late everyone's brand new favourite But you're no longer around you'll never know about it

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A Million To One is the brand new album from Osmium Guillotine!

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released September 14, 2018

Dan Mailer: Lead Vocals
Peter Keliris: Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals
Lance Steele: Lead Guitar
Josh Birch: Bass Guitar & Backing Vocals
James Balcombe: Drums & Backing Vocals

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Osmium Guillotine Essex, UK

Take some 80's heavy metal, sprinkle on a handful of classic rock, a zest of 70's punk, with just a light twist of doom. Pour in a few pints of ale and Osmium Guillotine is the resulting mess.

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